Day 6 Hilarious Highlights

The humor starts off at the park, where Calvin ate a strange leaf off one of the trees. Five minutes later, he is found trying to feed a stick to the peacocks. Coincidence? While Lynn is trying to film this, one of the two peacocks flies over to him and sees his camera. It doesn't like the camera, and now Lynn has scars. If you would like to see the video, it is 5 euro. All proceeds go towards Lynn's medical bills. After this fiasco, Calvin ate the stick that he was trying to get the peacocks to eat. I don't want to know. The day is rather uneventful until we get to the old city of Warsaw, where Calvin is now trying to eat a Coca-Cola can. What is it with this kid? I mean, his sister is... relatively sane. Nothing happens until we get on the bus to dinner and a glitter stress toy explodes. One of the seats is now purple and shiny. When we actually get to dinner, another one explodes, causing the restaurant to be purple and shiny as well. Then, once dessert comes around, (fruit in Jell-O with whipped cream) Lynn makes a very important scientific discovery. You can puree Jell-O with a spoon. I never WANTED to know that, but now I do. Memory wipe, please. Another two stress toys explode between dinner and the hotel, but everyone is safe and sound (maybe not Lynn. His arm started to swell soon after the peacock attack.) Tune in next week for more "Hilarious Highlights!*"

*This is meant to be read in a very cheesy announcer voice.

Written by: Liam Macreery.